It’s finally time for Part Two in our Bad Pictures of the Twilight Cast series. Awhile ago, I did Rob, *ahem*…rather, I did A POST about Rob’s bad pictures. Now it’s Kristen’s turn to be scrutinized. I thought maybe some of you out there could use a break from all the Rob at Cannes coverage (btw, if you need a break from seeing hot Rob pictures and videos, seek therapy plz.)
OK, I’m going to be honest here. Kristen is so beautiful, it’s hard to find an actual BAD picture of her. Yeah, she looks a little gloomy in most pictures, but the “bish please” face works for her. So, as a result, these are mostly going to be pictures that made me laugh because I thought they were weird in some way.
OK, so in this pic she looks a little cheery, carefree even. But what the F is she wearing? The main thing that assaulted my eyes were the God awful pants. At least I think they are pants. They could be shorts, and that makes them more horrific somehow. What are they made of? Leather? High wasted leather shorts that start right below her bra (and she is definitely wearing one since the strap is hanging out)? I’m completely confused by high fashion.
When I first saw this cover, it gave me a flashback to a random tidbit I read while trying to read/see/listen to everything Twilight related I could get my hands on. After I saw the movie, it was mentioned how they used hairpieces on Kristen so they could cut back on the time it took to style her hair. My first thought was, “They must have used A LOT of them.” because her head looks so flat here. Her hair is the second thing I’m most jealous of her about (first being the fact that Rob has a legitimate crush on her that he can’t stop mentioing in interviews, AND she gets to make out with him), but this is just not a good look for her.
This picture was taken THE WEEK Twilight was released to theaters, and it is literally the first picture I saw of her after seeing the movie. I love this for so many reasons. First, that could be tobacco, but come on, we all know what’s in that pipe. She’s sitting out on a public sidewalk, barefoot with her boyfriend and completely oblivious to the fact that cameras are around. This is Kristen being real,and she has a “I don’t give a fuck” attitude and I honestly love that about her. The reason it’s on the bad list is because, well, this didn’t endear her to a lot of people, including parents. This may have royally pissed off the studio, but this is one of my favorite pictures of her.
In case you needed anymore proof that Kristen likes to get blazed, I present the picture above. This is another one that makes me smile.
This picture is from a big photo shoot she did way before Twilight was made. It was one of those “The Next It Girls” or whatever they want to call it that teen mags do every few years. Most of the pictures are really beautiful, but I take issue with this dress. It looks like someone vomed stomach bile all down the front (sorry for that disgusting visual).
Here’s another one I also just think is adorable. This was taken on vacay with her boyfriend (that’s him in the white shirt) and his family, and it looks like they are enjoying some karaoke. I would never have the nerve to get up in front of all those people and do that, and that’s why she’s the actress and I sit behind a computer all day.
This is the only one of her that can actually be called “bad” in this entire post.
This picture and more like it have been making the rounds since Lainey Gossip posted them earlier this week, amidst all the Rob in Cannes craziness. When I first saw them, I didn’t think she looked completely horrible, I just thought she looked like she had just woken up. My face looks something like this when I don’t get my beauty sleep too. Lainey says Kristen had been up late smoking and drinking, but who knows? I would kill to look like her on her bad days.
Finally, the “bish plz” face she is a freakin’ expert at making.
I’m working on mine every day, hoping to have one half as good as hers. It’s always a good idea to have a bitch face you can pull out anytime you need it.
So this concludes the Kristen edition of Bad Pictures of The Twilight Cast. I realize that most of these pictures are not “bad”, but just go with it.
I’m not seeing how I can do another post on this with any other member of the cast. Ashley Greene has probably never taken a less than perfect picture in her life, neither has Rachelle Le Fevre. The only person I could even imagine a post like this about is MAYBE Jackson Rathbone, because he has lots of funky 100 Monkeys band pictures and he recently got a Mohawk for a movie role. We’ll see.
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