Kristen, Nikki and her nobody boyfriend were in Vancouver for lunch this weekend. Look at her face as she looks at him. Almost like she wishes he was someone else…
Note the ensemble Mr.K-Stew is sporting. Seems like someone is trying a little too hard to look like this:
I see lots of similarities. Let’s make a list, shall we?
- He gelled what hair he does have to resemble the pure hotness that is the Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen Hair (It is THAT important, so it gets capitalized).
- The messy scruff that on Rob looks extremely sexual, like he rolled out of bed with you that morning and he was so worn out from the nights activites that he was too tired to shave. On Michael, it just looks like he’s trying too hard.
- The jacket and glasses that he went out and bought right after he saw that picture of Rob above. In fact, he just uses that entire picture as his fashion inspiration when he gets dressed in morning. Scruffy face? Check. Dark glasses? Check. Messy, wrinkled Tshirt to wear under a button down and the leather jacket to complete the look? Check check.
Michael. No. Just no. You did a good job with your costume. In fact, you are wearing an outfit Rob would defintely wear himself, but you just need to stop trying. That kind of hotness cannot be copied. You fall so far short of the standard that Rob sets, even when he’s messy, that you just look a little silly. OK? So just go shave and take off the glasses, so I can stop laughing at you and go back to feeling sorry for you instead.