Ummm…Robert Pattinson Is Naked (Kinda NSFW)

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Yeah, that’s Rob. And he’s naked. And a very vital part of his anatomy is TUCKED between his legs.

 Oh goodness. Where do I begin? So obviously this is from the upcoming movie Little Ashes where Rob plays Salvador Dali. This is the movie everyone thinks is going to upset all the younger Edward fangirls because he plays *gasp* a GAY artist! Judging from the reactions to this picture already, I have to say it’s already happening. Apparently a lot of people are making negative comments about his body and how he’s “weird” for doing it.

Um ok. First of all? It’s called being an actor. That is what he does for a living! He is playing a pretty eccentric guy and I personally think it’s so admirable that he had the guts to do something like this. Rob has talked about this movie before (most notably in the GQ article) and he discussed how this was made before Twilight, and he never thought anyone would ever see this movie. It was never supposed to be…commercial, I guess is a good way to put it. The only reason we are all even aware of it is because of the popularity of Twilight. The people behind Little Ashes wisely decided to use that to their advantage. Rob went to a place where he didn’t know a single person and really put himself out there (or kept it tucked in) for this role.You won’t see someone like Efron taking risks like this for a while.

I don’t understand all the uproar over this picture. A lot of people are saying he looks fat. Umm…*looks at picture again, lingers on the tucked area before remembering what I’m supposed to be looking for * I see many things in this picture, and fat is not one of them. Like, where is it? I don’t see anything except the finest man alive naked. 

I’m going to get a little inappropriate here. Look away if you are offended by talk about a man’s pubic area.  

I note that his…um…magical forest (Thanks to Michael K from Dlisted.com for the name. He uses that to describe Rob’s HEAD hair, I’m stealing it for the other area) is trimmed. That is pretty hot. I want to take my finger and run it down his happy trail to the…

 Sorry. Back to things that are not TMI

To all you people complaining: Shut it. Go back to crushing on the Jo Bros or whoever and leave the REAL MAN to the women who are mature enough to actually appreciate him.

-Whitley

P.S- Nothing against the Jo Bros, BTW. I love that song Burning Up!


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8 Comments

  1. I can see a little fat if I take my eyes away from the mirror and look at him from behind. The muffin top region…but who really cares? If that little bump of fat offends, you should check yourself into a rehab facility for eating disorders. I imagine you probably need a cheeseburger. I’m with you Whitley. He’s beautiful.

    And I’m def with you on the topic of Little Ashes. Dali is one of my fave artists and I’m delighted there is a movie about him. He had quite and interesting life! I’m thankful that Rob played the part, or as you say, I would never get a chance to see this film. At least now I’ll have a chance, even if it doesn’t open wide.

    Wow…thanks for posting this.

    • You’re totally welcome! And that muffin top is like, not even noticeable to me at all. It doesn’t bother me. Plus a lot of people are forgetting this was filmed about 2 years ago. He’s worked out for Twilight since then. All the people pissed don’t really need to be, it’s totally pointless in so many ways.

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  3. Eh, people are just freaking because he’s playing a freaky gay artist. They have to lash out somehow.

    The muffin top may not even be a muffin top. That’s the only place I see that might be fat. Judging by the muscles in front, I think it might just be the way he’s standing. Again, people are just freaking out because of the part, I think.

    Oh, I don’t know. I’m just coming up with reasons to come back and look at the picture. I won’t lie.

  4. I think this shows what a great actor he is, how he can capture different roles. Like you said, it’s acting. Do the ones complaining expect him to only be “Edward” for the rest of his career? How boring would that be for him, to never grow in his craft. This particular movie was made before Twilight, and I’m sure the directors of Little Ashes took full advantage of Twilight mania, wouldn’t you, if it was going to make you a butt load of money? LOL

    I enjoy your blog and I agree with what you said about the happy trail. YUM!

    Just another TwiMom! 🙂

    • I totally agree with everything you said. As hot as Edward is, Robert can’t play him forever. Thanks for visiting us!

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