Dude, No. Just No.

I barely know what to say about this. This is Rob’s face after hearing the song Justin Guarini (who? Yeah, I know) wants added to the New Moon soundtrack.

I don’t even-I just-all I can say is, “No. No, dude with the funky fro from the FIRST fucking season of American Idol like a bizzilion years ago.” Honestly, way to try to latch on to the hot topic in the Hollywood right now to get your name back in the news.

Ok, I’m probably being a little harsh. It’s not that this is a BAD song, per say. It just doesn’t pass the bar set by the last soundtrack for the Twilight movie. I know I’m probably in the minority, but I found something to love about every single song on the Twilight soundtrack. I liked that the music they chose wasn’t by any bands or singers that are on the top 40 radio stations. When the music started playing in the movie scenes, it didn’t jolt you out of the movie by making you think, “Oh, that’s a Kelly Clarkson/Madonna/Jonas Brothers song.” You just thought, “Oh that’s an awesome/haunting/beautiful song.” and were able to stay in the story. The only time I recognized any of the music was during the baseball scene and I think you were meant to, since all fans of the series know that Muse was a major inspiration for Stephanie as she was writing.

So please, Summit. Do the right thing and tell this fool, “Thanks, but no thanks. Don’t call us, we’ll call you.” or however you want to put it to him. Ooh,  I know! Just tell him that all the room on the soundtrack for ballads is already taken by Rob’s songs that he and all his talented friends wrote for the movie. That’s someone the fans DEFINITELY want to hear more from.

Rob Pattinson’s Birthday Party

Rob and a few members of the New Moon cast celebrated Rob’s 23rd birthday last night at Vancouver after a full day of shooting. They had dinner at one of the cast’s favorite local restaurants, Glowball Grill and Statay Bar and left about 1 in the morning. Rob stopped on his way to the car to take pictures with fans, but was annoyed by the paparazzi taking photos of him.

What the hell were they doing? You don’t make Rob mad on his mother freakin’ birthday! Am I going to have to make a Chris Crocker-like video proclaiming,”Leave Robert Pattinson alone!”? (Oh wait, it’s already been done several times but this is my favorite.)

I don’t want to post the pictures of him covering his face because that makes me feel icky, and I shouldn’t feel that way when I’m looking at a picture of the hotness himself. Instead, here are a few pics of him looking goofy (he was probably drunk) while he was leaving the restaurant and posing with fans.

Has Rob changed his pants all week? No? Ok, just checking.

I’m just going to say something. If I ever meet Rob (fingers crossed!) and I’m lucky enough to take a picture with him, I really hope he doesn’t make a face like this. I mean, he still looks hot and all, but if I ever get such a picture, I will look at it every. day. for the rest of my life. I think I would rather have a picture where he’s looking like this rather then the goofy drunk face above (because you can tell, he was definitely drunk).

I’m glad it seems like Robert had fun last night (aside from the asshole paparazzi). I hope he’s not too hung over for work today, but who knows. If he’s doing any Edward-is-a-tortured-soul-scenes today, it could help in his performance.

Check out the slideshow of pictures here.