Update* Now With Seven Parts: Complete Video Of Comic Con New Moon Panel

 

I think the girl recording this was pretty excited, how about you?…

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Repeat After Me: PHOTOSHOPPED

Ok people. We need to have a talk. There are some of you guys out there who seem to think that every picture out there that has Rob’s face in it is actually Rob. I can’t blame you for this, it IS common knowledge that if there is a picture of Rob, his face will be in it somewhere.

But you have to also realize that there are tons of photo editing software out there now, Photoshop being the most popular, and that means that sometimes people will maniuplate a picture to make it look like it is of someone it isn’t.

So just so you know, from now on…

This picture isn’t real, and…

This picture isn’t real (but I wish it was, and Rob does too) and…

This is not an offfical movie poster, this is fan made. I understand why everyone thought it was, though. This is very authentic looking, so several news outlets saw it and reported it as a real poster for the movie. But, unfortunatly, it’s not. Also, these… (sorry it looks so wonky)


           

are not real either. I tried to find bigger sizes of these and I couldn’t, but you get the idea. That black and white one just makes me laugh so hard every time I see it. I can’t even imagine Rob in that position. Well, I take that back. I actually can, but just not in a situation where professionial photography would be going on. There would be some ametuer (hehe) photography going on for sure, but it would look nothing like this.

Ok, moving on. The picture below is defintely not real…

notrob

…and I’m pretty sure the guy who posed for it is gay.

And finally, I see this one around all the time. Again, I get why people think it’s real, and if I wasn’t a rabid Justin Timberlake fan, I would have too. But this picture isn’t real either.

It’s actually a picture taken of Justin Timberlake taken in 2007 for Entertainment Weekly.

You can see the full gallery of Justin pictures here.

Unfortunately, these shirtless pictures of Rob are real. (When I searched google image for Rob shirtless, I accidently typed in “Rob shitless” HAHAHA! I’m twelve years old, poop is funny! HAHAHA!)


I always feel uncomfortable when I see these. He’s so young here. I sure as hell wouldn’t mind if he posed like that now though. 

So, the next time you see a Rob Pattinson picture that is too sexy to be true (well, most of his pictures are), I mean something like full frontal nudity while wearing the Edward Cullen ray bans, check here first. If something like that comes out, and it’s real, I will defintely be all up on that shiz and post it here, with sources as to where it came from. 

If you have any really crazy photoshopped pictures of any of the Twilight cast that are so obviosly fake, let me know so we can laugh at them together!

-Whitley

Seriously, WTF?

OK, so I realize that being 20 years old and and obessed as I am about Twilight makes me a little weird, but mostly only to those who haven’t read the books. I have a kindred feeling with all the other Twilighters out there who are just as fanatical as I am, and who can understand how seeing a silver Volvo (THE silver Volvo) is actually enough to change your mood for the entire day. 

But then there are those among us who are just frightening. They are the reason the rest of the world thinks we are CRAZY. And I really can’t blame them, because some of the shit I see out there in online Twilight universe  just boggles the mind.

For instance, today I was doing my daily check of Twilighers Anonymous and I came across this little gem.

http://twilightersanonymous.com/cinematical-fan-made-bella-womb-from-breaking-dawn-twilight.html

Here are the pictures that go along with that article.

 

This is the womb closed (I think)

This is the womb closed (I think)

and this is it OPEN, complete with a FETUS inside

and this is it OPEN, complete with a FETUS inside

 That is Bella’s womb, when she was pregnant with Renesmee in Breaking Dawn. That is pretty much the grossest thing I have ever seen in my life. What would posses a person to create something like that? How long did that take? And then WHY did they feel they needed to take pictures and share it with the rest of the world? 

I can’t decide what the grossest thing about it is. The fact that it’s red and brown, with a little mutated fetus inside, or all of that combined with the fact that it’s FURRY? It looks like some crazy dinosaur egg or something from a horror movie.

If you have seen anything that tops this in the weirdness and grossness factor (and I really hope you haven’t), let us know, because I don’t understand what could top this.

-Whitley