Odds and Ends: April 27, 2009

I took a break from the computer for a day (in reality I forgot it at my apartment, but it was nice), and a lot of shiz happened, so here are some updates.

First things first. Please go vote/leave a comment here so Jeremy and I know if y’all will participate in any contests we want to have here and to let us know what you would be interested in winning. I wish we could get our hands on some cast autographs (if it was Rob, I wouldn’t tell anyone. It would go in a secret shrine in my closet, ala Helga from Hey Arnold. If you don’t know what that is, do yourself a favor and Netflix it on DVD. Best Nick cartoon ever!), but we are considering stuff on etsy, maybe Hot Topic.

On to the news. Rob went back to LA for a break from shooting New Moon. You can see more pictures here, but this is the best one out of the bunch:

Lainey Gossip has more pictures, including Rob boarding a place with Brooke Shields (wtf?).

Lainey also has some pics and a cute story about Kristen and her boyfriend having a relaxing weekend. It’s nice to see Kristen smile.

Then there is more couples news, and this is going to break a lot of hearts. I’m a little jealous myself, to be honest because they just look so freaking cute together. Almost too cute, like twins or something. Shield your eyes if you can’t bear it.


I don’t know. No one freak out yet. They are probably just friends. I mean, how can you be with someone who looks like they could be related to you?

Things are going to be pretty crazy town here in the next few weeks. I have finals (vom) and after that, I have to try to find a job (double vom), but I will be here as much as I can.


Kristen,Nikki and What’s-His-Face In Vancouver


Kristen, Nikki and her nobody boyfriend were in Vancouver for lunch this weekend. Look at her face as she looks at him. Almost like she wishes he was someone else…

Note the ensemble Mr.K-Stew is sporting. Seems like someone is trying a little too hard to look like this:

I see lots of similarities. Let’s make a list, shall we?

  1. He gelled what hair he does have to resemble the pure hotness that is the Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen Hair (It is THAT important, so it gets capitalized).  
  2. The messy scruff that on Rob looks extremely sexual, like he rolled out of bed with you that morning and he was so worn out from the nights activites that he was too tired to shave.  On Michael, it just looks like he’s trying too hard.
  3. The jacket and glasses that he went out and bought right after he saw that picture of Rob above. In fact, he just uses that entire picture as his fashion inspiration when he gets dressed in morning. Scruffy face? Check. Dark glasses? Check.  Messy, wrinkled Tshirt to wear under a button down and the leather jacket to complete the look? Check check.

Michael. No. Just no. You did a good job with your costume. In fact, you are wearing an outfit Rob would defintely wear himself, but you just need to stop trying. That kind of hotness cannot be copied. You fall so far short of the standard that Rob sets, even when he’s messy, that you just look a little silly. OK? So just go shave and take off the glasses, so I can stop laughing at you and go back to feeling sorry for you instead.